_menuCloseDelay=500;
_menuOpenDelay=150;
_subOffsetTop=2;
_subOffsetLeft=-4;
buildafterload="true";


with(menuStyle=new mm_style()){
fontfamily="Verdana, Tahoma, Arial";
fontsize="9pt";
fontstyle="italic";
fontweight="normal";
headerbgcolor="#ffffff";
headercolor="#000000";
image="images/sqauredot_black_5x5.gif";
offcolor="#000000";
oncolor="#747A75";
outfilter="fade(duration=0.5)";
padding="3";
subimage="images/arrow5_black_8x8.gif";
subimagepadding="8";
imagepadding="3";
itemheight="24";
itemwidth="126";
}

with(submenuStyle=new mm_style()){
fontfamily="Verdana, Tahoma, Arial";
fontsize="8pt";
fontstyle="italic";
fontweight="normal";
headercolor="#000000";
image="images/sqauredot_black_5x5.gif";
offcolor="#000000";
oncolor="Blue";
outfilter="fade(duration=0.5)";
padding="3";
subimage="images/arrow5_black_8x8.gif";
subimagepadding="8";
imagepadding="3";
itemheight="24";
itemwidth="126";
}

with(milonic=new menuname("Main Menu")){
position="relative";
style=menuStyle;
alwaysvisible="1";
itemwidth="126";
orientation="vertical";
openstyle="rtl";
itemheight="24";
aI("showmenu=HealthStressRIGHT_MENU;text=Health;target=;url=Health.html;bgimage=images/mint_top5.gif;");
aI("showmenu=Not FunnyBlack PatchRIGHT_MENU;text=Not Funny;target=;url=Not-Funny.html;bgimage=images/mint_mid5.gif;");
aI("text=Blog;target=_blank;url=http://www.stupidfunnythings.com/blog;bgimage=images/mint_bot5.gif;");
}

with(milonic=new menuname("HealthStressRIGHT_MENU")){
style=submenuStyle;
itemwidth="126";
openstyle="rtl";
itemheight="24";
aI("text=Stress;target=;url=Stress.html;bgimage=images/mint_top1.gif;");
aI("text=Life Lessons;target=;url=Life-Lessons.html;bgimage=images/mint_mid1.gif;");
aI("text=Psychopath Test;target=;url=Psychopath-Test.html;bgimage=images/mint_mid1.gif;");
aI("text=Heart Attacks;target=;url=Heart-Attacks.html;bgimage=images/mint_mid1.gif;");
aI("text=Cancer Alert;target=;url=Cancer-Alert.html;bgimage=images/mint_mid1.gif;");
aI("text=Cancer Alert II;target=;url=Cancer-Alert-II.html;bgimage=images/mint_mid1.gif;");
aI("text=Heart Attacks II;target=;url=Heart-Attacks-II.html;bgimage=images/mint_mid1.gif;");
aI("text=Bananas;target=;url=Bananas.html;bgimage=images/mint_bot1.gif;");
}

with(milonic=new menuname("Not FunnyBlack PatchRIGHT_MENU")){
style=submenuStyle;
itemwidth="126";
openstyle="rtl";
itemheight="24";
aI("text=Black Patch;target=;url=Black-Patch.html;bgimage=images/mint_top1.gif;");
aI("text=In or Out 2010;target=;url=In-or-Out-2010.html;bgimage=images/mint_mid1.gif;");
aI("text=HB 1388;target=;url=HB-1388.html;bgimage=images/mint_mid1.gif;");
aI("text=Random Thought;target=;url=Random-Thought.html;bgimage=images/mint_mid1.gif;");
aI("text=ACORN;target=;url=ACORN.html;bgimage=images/mint_mid1.gif;");
aI("text=CitGo;target=;url=CitGo.html;bgimage=images/mint_mid1.gif;");
aI("text=Health Care \"Q\";target=;url=Health-Care-Q-.html;bgimage=images/mint_mid1.gif;");
aI("text=Oil;target=;url=Oil.html;bgimage=images/mint_mid1.gif;");
aI("text=In God;target=;url=In-God.html;bgimage=images/mint_mid1.gif;");
aI("text=Creepy;target=;url=Creepy.html;bgimage=images/mint_mid1.gif;");
aI("text=Half Boy;target=;url=Half-Boy.html;bgimage=images/mint_mid1.gif;");
aI("text=...More;target=;url=More.html;bgimage=images/mint_bot1.gif;");
}


 drawMenus();