_menuCloseDelay=500;
_menuOpenDelay=150;
_subOffsetTop=2;
_subOffsetLeft=-4;
buildafterload="true";


with(menuStyle=new mm_style()){
fontfamily="Verdana, Tahoma, Arial";
fontsize="9pt";
fontstyle="italic";
fontweight="normal";
headerbgcolor="#ffffff";
headercolor="#000000";
image="images/sqauredot_black_5x5.gif";
offcolor="#000000";
oncolor="#747A75";
outfilter="fade(duration=0.5)";
padding="3";
subimage="images/arrow5_black_8x8.gif";
subimagepadding="8";
imagepadding="3";
itemheight="24";
itemwidth="126";
}

with(submenuStyle=new mm_style()){
fontfamily="Verdana, Tahoma, Arial";
fontsize="8pt";
fontstyle="italic";
fontweight="normal";
headercolor="#000000";
image="images/sqauredot_black_5x5.gif";
offcolor="#000000";
oncolor="Blue";
outfilter="fade(duration=0.5)";
padding="3";
subimage="images/arrow5_black_8x8.gif";
subimagepadding="8";
imagepadding="3";
itemheight="24";
itemwidth="126";
}

with(milonic=new menuname("Main Menu")){
position="relative";
style=menuStyle;
alwaysvisible="1";
itemwidth="126";
orientation="vertical";
itemheight="24";
aI("showmenu=Funny Stuff/H-wood SquaresLEFT_MENU;text=Funny Stuff;target=;url=Funny-Stuff.html;bgimage=images/mint_top5.gif;");
aI("text=True Stories;target=;url=True-Stories.html;bgimage=images/mint_mid5.gif;");
aI("text=Home;target=;url=http://www.stupidfunnythings.com/;bgimage=images/mint_mid5.gif;");
aI("showmenu=Sports Stories/GolfLEFT_MENU;text=Sports Stories;target=;url=Sports-Stories.html;bgimage=images/mint_mid5.gif;");
aI("showmenu=Nostalgia/RememberLEFT_MENU;text=Nostalgia;target=;url=Nostalgia.html;bgimage=images/mint_bot5.gif;");
}

with(milonic=new menuname("Funny Stuff/H-wood SquaresLEFT_MENU")){
style=submenuStyle;
itemwidth="126";
itemheight="24";
aI("text=H-wood Squares;target=;url=Hollywood-Squares.html;bgimage=images/mint_top1.gif;");
aI("text=Humming Along;target=;url=Humming-Along.html;bgimage=images/mint_mid1.gif;");
aI("text=Marriage;target=;url=Marriage.html;bgimage=images/mint_mid1.gif;");
aI("text=Cooter & Gomer;target=;url=Cooter-&-Gomer.html;bgimage=images/mint_mid1.gif;");
aI("text=Womens Ass Study;target=;url=Womens-Ass-Study.html;bgimage=images/mint_mid1.gif;");
aI("text=Fart Poem;target=;url=Fart-Poem.html;bgimage=images/mint_mid1.gif;");
aI("text=Lifesavers;target=;url=Lifesavers.html;bgimage=images/mint_mid1.gif;");
aI("text=Ikea;target=;url=Ikea.html;bgimage=images/mint_mid1.gif;");
aI("text=Eye Test;target=;url=Eye-Test.html;bgimage=images/mint_mid1.gif;");
aI("text=Common Sense;target=;url=Common-Sense.html;bgimage=images/mint_mid1.gif;");
aI("text=Inner Peace;target=;url=Inner-Peace.html;bgimage=images/mint_mid1.gif;");
aI("text=Grandparents;target=;url=Grandparents.html;bgimage=images/mint_mid1.gif;");
aI("text=Obama Arrives;target=;url=Obama-Arrives.html;bgimage=images/mint_mid1.gif;");
aI("text=Man & Ostrich;target=;url=Man-&-Ostrich.html;bgimage=images/mint_mid1.gif;");
aI("text=More Funny Stuff;target=;url=More-Funny-Stuff.html;bgimage=images/mint_mid1.gif;");
aI("text=Cow Manure Story;target=;url=Cow-Manure-Story.html;bgimage=images/mint_bot1.gif;");
}

with(milonic=new menuname("Sports Stories/GolfLEFT_MENU")){
style=submenuStyle;
itemwidth="126";
itemheight="30";
aI("text=Golf;target=;url=Golf.html;bgimage=images/mint_closed1.gif;");
}

with(milonic=new menuname("Nostalgia/RememberLEFT_MENU")){
style=submenuStyle;
itemwidth="126";
itemheight="24";
aI("text=Remember;target=;url=Remember.html;bgimage=images/mint_top1.gif;");
aI("text=Good Old Days;target=;url=Good-Old-Days.html;bgimage=images/mint_mid1.gif;");
aI("text=Our Gang;target=;url=Our-Gang.html;bgimage=images/mint_mid1.gif;");
aI("text=1950s;target=;url=1950s.html;bgimage=images/mint_mid1.gif;");
aI("text=Paul Harvey;target=;url=Paul-Harvey.html;bgimage=images/mint_bot1.gif;");
}


 drawMenus();