US Airways Flight 1549 – Update
US Airways Flight 1549 – Update
I found a great simulation of this flight that you will most likely want to see.
Click here or on the image to the right.
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Awesome Senior
This is an Awesome Senior.
Here’s a quote from a government employee who witnessed a recent interaction between an elderly woman and an antiwar protester in a D.C. airport. There were protesters on the train platform handing out pamphlets, on the evils of America … I politely declined to take one.
The elderly woman was behind me getting off the escalator and a young (20-ish) female protester offered her a pamphlet, which she politely declined. The young protester put her hand on the old woman’s shoulder as a gesture of friendship and in a very soft voice the young lady said, “Lady, don’t you care about the children of Iraq?”
The old woman looked up at her and said, “Honey, my father died in France during World War II, I lost my husband in Korea , and a son in Vietnam . All three died so a bitch like you could have the right to stand here and bad-mouth our country. If you touch me again, I’ll stick this umbrella up your ass and open it.”
Great story about an awesome senior.
~God Bless America ! ~
My Concern
Should my concern be real?
Something else to worry about …..
I’m not really concerned about swine flu.
Here’s my concern:
- 3 years ago, Chinese calendar Year of the Cow . . . Mad Cow disease.
- 2 years ago, Chinese calendar Year of the Bird . . . Avian flu.
- This year, Chinese calendar Year of the Pig . . . Swine flu.
Next year is the Year of the Cock; Anybody else worried?
Is my concern justified?
What Does Congress Really Know?
Sometimes I wonder what does congress really know. After you read this story I think you will agree that there is definitely a disconnect with the public.
A Kansas Congresswoman was seated next to a little girl on the airplane leaving from Washington DC when she turned to her and said, ‘Let’s talk.. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.’
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the total stranger, ‘What would you like to talk about?’
‘Oh, I don’t know,’ said the Kansas Congresswoman. ‘How about global warming or universal health care?’ and she smiles smugly.
‘OK,’ the little girl said. ‘Those could be interesting topics. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?’
The Kansas legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, ‘Hmmm, I have no idea.’
To which the little girl replies, ‘Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming or universal health care when you don’t know shit? ‘
So what does congress really know?
Dating In 1961
This is a funny misunderstanding about dating in 1961.
Peggy Sue was an active teen during the early 1960′s. She was a good girl and had the same difficulties that most current teens have with their parents understanding them.
Click the picture or this link to see what I mean.
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When You Have an “I Hate My Job Day”
Try this out when you have an “I Hate My Job Day”
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.
Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
“Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.”
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,’ I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.’
HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!
I Hate My Job Day!!!
…Remember, if you haven’t got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart….
Then you are just an old sour fart;
Maybe you should go and work for Johnson & Johnson!!!!!
Please Adopt Pinky
If you have a heart, please adopt Pinky.
Click here to watch a brief movie of this precious cat.
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Time Gets Better With Age
Have you ever wondered if Time Gets Better With Age?
Read it through to the end, it gets better as you go!
I’ve learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sings “Silent Night”.
Age 5
I’ve learned that our dog doesn’t want to eat my broccoli either.
Age 7
I’ve learned that when I wave to people in the country, they stop what they are doing and wave back.
Age 9
I’ve learned that just when I get my room the way I like it, Mom makes me clean it up again.
Age 12
I’ve learned that if you want to cheer yourself up, you should try cheering someone else up.
Age 14
I’ve learned that although it’s hard to admit it, I’m secretly glad my parents are strict with me.
Age 15
I’ve learned that silent company is often more healing than words of advice.
Age 24
I’ve learned that brushing my child’s hair is one of life’s great pleasures.
Age 26
I’ve learned that wherever I go, the world’s worst drivers have followed me there.
Age 29
I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
Age 30
I’ve learned that there are people who love you dearly but just don’t know how to show it.
Age 42
I’ve learned that you can make some one’s day by simply sending them a little note.
Age 44
I’ve learned that the greater a person’s sense of guilt, the greater his or her need to cast blame on others.
Age 46
I’ve learned that children and grandparents are natural allies.
Age 47
I’ve learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow.
Age 48
I’ve learned that singing “Amazing Grace” can lift my spirits for hours.
Age 49
I’ve learned that motel mattresses are better on the side away from the phone.
Age 50
I’ve learned that you can tell a lot about a man by the way he handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and
tangled Christmas tree lights.
Age 51
I’ve learned that keeping a vegetable garden is worth a medicine cabinet full of pills.
Age 52
I’ve learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents, you miss them terribly after they die.
Age 53
I’ve learned that making a living is not the same thing as making a life.
Age 58
I’ve learned that if you want to do something positive for your children, work to improve your marriage.
Age 61
I’ve learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance.
Age 62
I’ve learned that you shouldn’t go through life with a catchers mitt on both hands. You need to be able to throw something back.
Age 64
I’ve learned that if you pursue happiness, it will elude you. But if you focus on your family, the needs of others, your
work, meeting new people, and doing the very best you can, happiness will find you.
Age 65
I’ve learned that whenever I decide something with kindness, I usually make the right decision.
Age 66
I’ve learned that everyone can use a prayer.
Age 72
I’ve learned that even when I have pains, I don’t have to be one.
Age 82
I’ve learned that every day you should reach out and touch someone. People love that human touch-holding hands, a warm
hug, or just a friendly pat on the back.
Age 90
I’ve learned that I still have a lot to learn.
Age 92
Time Gets Better With Age
I’ve learned that you should pass this one on to someone you care about. Sometimes they just need a little something to
make them smile.
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Test Your Reaction Time
Why don’t you have some fun and Test Your Reaction Time.
The driving manual says the average driver’s reaction time is: .75 seconds……. or 1 car length for every 10 mph…..
Test your average reaction time.
Be very careful this can be addictive. Click on the blue link below and good luck.
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Why Dogs Don’t Like Halloween
Have you ever wondered why dogs don’t like Halloween?
There are just too many great pictures to post here. They are really good so to see them all go to the website.
Why dogs don’t like Halloween.
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