Church Bulletins

August 29, 2009 · Posted in Funny Stories, True Stories

Actual Church Bulletins

Thank goodness for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:

The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

See the rest of these church belletins here.