Picture of the year!!!
Picture of the year!!!
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Ya ‘ gotta ‘ love the face on the dog!
The intensity of the dog’s face shows more sincerity than most people!
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Is this the picture of the year?
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Thousands Gather To Protest Global Warming
Thousands Gather to Protest Global Warming…
The Perfect Gift
The perfect gift for the perfect person.
the perfect gift
This video is too large to post on the blog so go here to view it.
This is really the perfect gift…
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My Concern
Should my concern be real?
Something else to worry about …..
I’m not really concerned about swine flu.
Here’s my concern:
- 3 years ago, Chinese calendar Year of the Cow . . . Mad Cow disease.
- 2 years ago, Chinese calendar Year of the Bird . . . Avian flu.
- This year, Chinese calendar Year of the Pig . . . Swine flu.
Next year is the Year of the Cock; Anybody else worried?
Is my concern justified?
What Does Congress Really Know?
Sometimes I wonder what does congress really know. After you read this story I think you will agree that there is definitely a disconnect with the public.
A Kansas Congresswoman was seated next to a little girl on the airplane leaving from Washington DC when she turned to her and said, ‘Let’s talk.. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.’
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the total stranger, ‘What would you like to talk about?’
‘Oh, I don’t know,’ said the Kansas Congresswoman. ‘How about global warming or universal health care?’ and she smiles smugly.
‘OK,’ the little girl said. ‘Those could be interesting topics. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?’
The Kansas legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, ‘Hmmm, I have no idea.’
To which the little girl replies, ‘Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming or universal health care when you don’t know shit? ‘
So what does congress really know?
Dating In 1961
This is a funny misunderstanding about dating in 1961.
Peggy Sue was an active teen during the early 1960′s. She was a good girl and had the same difficulties that most current teens have with their parents understanding them.
Click the picture or this link to see what I mean.
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When You Have an “I Hate My Job Day”
Try this out when you have an “I Hate My Job Day”
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.
Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
“Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.”
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,’ I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.’
HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!
I Hate My Job Day!!!
…Remember, if you haven’t got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart….
Then you are just an old sour fart;
Maybe you should go and work for Johnson & Johnson!!!!!
Please Adopt Pinky
If you have a heart, please adopt Pinky.
Click here to watch a brief movie of this precious cat.
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Why Dogs Don’t Like Halloween
Have you ever wondered why dogs don’t like Halloween?
There are just too many great pictures to post here. They are really good so to see them all go to the website.
Why dogs don’t like Halloween.
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Wisdom For Our Time
Great bits of wisdom for our time:
“Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house,”
Lewis Grizzard
“The problem with the designated driver program, it’s not a desirable job.
But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.”
Jeff Foxworthy
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams
“Relationships are hard. It’s like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks’ notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.”
Bob Ettinger
“I think that’s how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, ‘Gee, I’m enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn’t cold enough. Let’s go west.’”
Richard Jeni
“In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?”
Warren Hutcherson
“Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many. Monogamy is the same.”
Oscar Wilde
“Suppose you were an idiot… And suppose you were a member of Congress…But I repeat myself.”
Mark Twain
“Ah, yes, divorce……., from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet,”
Robin Williams
“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”
Billy Crystal
“When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.”
Author Unknown
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”
Drew Carey
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