Emergency Weather Bulletin
Al Gore’s dilemma
And we think we’re cold!
Emergency Weather Bulletin
This text is from a county emergency manager out in the western part of the Upper Peninsula of Michigan after a severe snow storm …
The Mining Journal, Marquette, MI
WEATHER BULLETIN
Up here in the Northern part of Michigan we just recovered from a Historic event — may I even say a “Weather Event” of “Biblical Proportions” — with a historic blizzard of up to 44″ inches of snow and winds to 90 MPH that broke trees in half, knocked down utility poles, stranded hundreds of motorists in lethal snow banks, closed ALL roads, isolated scores of communities and cut power to 10’s of thousands .
Go to Emergency Weather Bulletin to read the rest. You don’t want to miss this…
Picture of the year!!!
Picture of the year!!!
picture of the year
Ya ‘ gotta ‘ love the face on the dog!
The intensity of the dog’s face shows more sincerity than most people!
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picture of the year
Is this the picture of the year?
picture of the year
Thousands Gather To Protest Global Warming
Thousands Gather to Protest Global Warming…
The Perfect Gift
The perfect gift for the perfect person.
the perfect gift
This video is too large to post on the blog so go here to view it.
This is really the perfect gift…
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US Airways Flight 1549 – Update
US Airways Flight 1549 – Update
I found a great simulation of this flight that you will most likely want to see.
Click here or on the image to the right.
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Awesome Senior
This is an Awesome Senior.
Here’s a quote from a government employee who witnessed a recent interaction between an elderly woman and an antiwar protester in a D.C. airport. There were protesters on the train platform handing out pamphlets, on the evils of America … I politely declined to take one.
The elderly woman was behind me getting off the escalator and a young (20-ish) female protester offered her a pamphlet, which she politely declined. The young protester put her hand on the old woman’s shoulder as a gesture of friendship and in a very soft voice the young lady said, “Lady, don’t you care about the children of Iraq?”
The old woman looked up at her and said, “Honey, my father died in France during World War II, I lost my husband in Korea , and a son in Vietnam . All three died so a bitch like you could have the right to stand here and bad-mouth our country. If you touch me again, I’ll stick this umbrella up your ass and open it.”
Great story about an awesome senior.
~God Bless America ! ~
My Concern
Should my concern be real?
Something else to worry about …..
I’m not really concerned about swine flu.
Here’s my concern:
- 3 years ago, Chinese calendar Year of the Cow . . . Mad Cow disease.
- 2 years ago, Chinese calendar Year of the Bird . . . Avian flu.
- This year, Chinese calendar Year of the Pig . . . Swine flu.
Next year is the Year of the Cock; Anybody else worried?
Is my concern justified?
What Does Congress Really Know?
Sometimes I wonder what does congress really know. After you read this story I think you will agree that there is definitely a disconnect with the public.
A Kansas Congresswoman was seated next to a little girl on the airplane leaving from Washington DC when she turned to her and said, ‘Let’s talk.. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.’
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the total stranger, ‘What would you like to talk about?’
‘Oh, I don’t know,’ said the Kansas Congresswoman. ‘How about global warming or universal health care?’ and she smiles smugly.
‘OK,’ the little girl said. ‘Those could be interesting topics. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?’
The Kansas legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, ‘Hmmm, I have no idea.’
To which the little girl replies, ‘Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming or universal health care when you don’t know shit? ‘
So what does congress really know?
Dating In 1961
This is a funny misunderstanding about dating in 1961.
Peggy Sue was an active teen during the early 1960’s. She was a good girl and had the same difficulties that most current teens have with their parents understanding them.
Click the picture or this link to see what I mean.
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When You Have an “I Hate My Job Day”
Try this out when you have an “I Hate My Job Day”
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.
Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
“Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.”
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,’ I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.’
HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!
I Hate My Job Day!!!
…Remember, if you haven’t got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart….
Then you are just an old sour fart;
Maybe you should go and work for Johnson & Johnson!!!!!
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