I for one, have actually seen the wondrous species  found only at Walmart.

I never thought of photographing them!

We have visited several Army bases in the US and there is ALWAYS a Super Walmart in close proximity.
And there’s usually nothing else to do in the area BUT go to Walmart!

I’ve seen young women (16,17, 18 years old)
shopping in their pajamas and slippers, (Most of which are well
over 250 pounds) who are usually pregnant AND with a baby in the cart.

But these pics are fantastic.
 

Walmart-Ramen
2 cases of Ramen…….wonder where he goes to college?

 

Tarat Cards
My Tarot cards say she is shopping for 1.

 

Walmart-Baby
Wonder where the baby is.

 
Walmart-mullets 
2 mullets, 1 shot.

 

Walmart-western
Like a bad western movie but worse.


Walmart-pot-belly
Oh how I could sing the songs of wonder that danced through my head when I saw this.
From the acid wash jeans, the potbelly hanging out under the game jersey, the hospital wrist
band, the half mullet…I could go on for hours about the happiness I got from catching this
mythical beast on camera, but instead, as so many before me have done, I will let the picture
speak my thousand words

 

 Walmart-speachless
I…Aahh…..umm…..ya……I......   I ain’t got nothin.  Speechless

 

Walmart-beer
I have to assume that this guy, in a fit of rage after a monster truck rally
or tractor pull, ripped off his sleeves and then went to Walmart to get a
few cases of beer to enjoy on the couch on his front porch.

 

Walmart-Cuddly
How cute and cuddly are those stuffed…….....OH MY GOD!

 


Walmart-Taylor
Buy the prepay phone, and call a tailor!


Walmart-front
Kind of glad we don’t get a glimpse of the front.

 

Walmart-look-good
Is it even legal to look this good?  See white people sag too!

 

Walmart-man
This guy was the complete package:
- Country/Western shirt from 1987. CHECK
- Stylish goatee, braided at chin. CHECK
- Do rag not covering up mullet. CHECK
- Pen in shirt pocket.  What the???


Walmart-Britney-Spears
Britney spears let herself go…….again.

 


Walmart-mullets2
Even when mullets were in style this would have been considered a tad much.

 

Walmart-hair
Its like it has its own personality.

 

Walmart-pimpin
Pimpin ain’t easy at the Walmart

 

Walmart-seriously
Seriously?


Walmart-goat
Just a goat shopping at Walmart…….I don’t see what’s so funny

 

Walmart-match
What are the chances of finding shorts to match that shirt?
What are the chances of finding a girl to talk to a guy who found shorts to match that shirt?

 

 Sharting

I tried to fart and a little sh*t came out. I just sharted. Now let’s go.

hard dick

It seems like you just started adding random things to that list. Midgets and DSL make you hard? Really?!

smothering child

There should be an application process in order to procreate.

logo panties

You know you don’t have to dress as the logo to shop there, right?

from behind

I am speechless.

cover up

Well, lets all be thankful that at least half is covered.

poop pants

I REALLY hope that isn’t what I think it is…

bad german

How could you ever, ever, ever ever ever, E…V…E…R. think this is appropriate to wear in public? WOW!

who dressed me

I think she has already signed up for season 4 of Rock of Love.

what boots

Now all we need is Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem for a reunion tour.

but crack

It’s like those shorts are managing to cover nothing and everything at the same time.

Walmart Cake

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