Stupid Funny Things
A Collection of Humorous and Sometimes Stupid Stuff

(And a Selection of True Stories and Not Funny Stuff)

 
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Remember Our Childhood

Our Childhood in Black and White.

Go all the way to the bottom, past the pictures. I think you'll enjoy it. Whomever wrote this, described our childhood to a T.

Black and White
(Under age 40? You won't understand.)

You could hardly see for all the snow,
Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go.
Pull a chair up to the TV set,
'Good Night, David. Good Night, Chet.

Our Gang

My Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread mayo on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but we didn't seem to get food poisoning.

Honey Mooners

My Mom used to defrost hamburger on the counter AND I used to eat it raw sometimes, too. Our school sandwiches were wrapped in wax paper in a brown paper bag, not in ice-pack coolers, but I can't remember getting e.coli.

Annette

Almost all of us would have rather gone swimming in the lake instead of a pristine pool (talk about boring), no beach closures then.

Batman and Robin

The term cell phone would have conjured up a phone in a jail cell, and a pager was the school PA system.

Gene Autry

We all took gym, not PE .. and risked permanent injury with a pair of high top Ked's (only worn in gym) instead of having cross-training athletic shoes with air cushion soles and built in light reflectors. I can't recall any injuries but they must have happened because they tell us how much safer we are now.We all took gym, not PE .. and risked permanent injury with a pair of high top Ked's (only worn in gym) instead of having cross-training athletic shoes with air cushion soles and built in light reflectors. I can't recall any injuries but they must have happened because they tell us how much safer we are now.

Andy Griffith

Flunking gym was not an option even for stupid kids! I guess PE must be much harder than gym.Flunking gym was not an option even for stupid kids! I guess PE must be much harder than gym.

Lone Ranger

Speaking of school, we all said prayers and sang the national anthem, and staying in detention after school caught all sorts of negative attention.Speaking of school, we all said prayers and sang the national anthem, and staying in detention after school caught all sorts of negative attention.

Barney Fife

We must have had horribly damaged psyches. What an archaic health system we had then. Remember school nurses? Ours wore a hat and everything.

Superman

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